Another one for the "Going to hell' files......

Wench: Awww, Manson was on tonight. I forgot, I wanted to DVR it.

TMF: ::makes vague sympathetic noises::

Wench: Oh well. I know how it ends anyway.

We both flinched on that one.....

You want cheese on that?

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): KFC is test-marketing a flamboyant new menu
item at selected restaurants in the U.S. This remarkable delicacy is an
exotic sandwich that consists of bacon, two servings of cheese, and
special sauce, all held together not by bread but by two slabs of fried
chicken. I nominate this spectacular creation to be your earthy metaphor
of the week. In accordance with the astrological omens, I hope it inspires
you to head out to the frontiers of extravagance in both your spiritual
affairs and your romantic life. The coming days will be an ideal time to
pray to both Christ and the Goddess while making love, for example, or to
get sandwiched between two delicious devotees while meditating naked,
or to perform a boisterous ritual to invoke emotional riches with the help
of a genius of love.