You want cheese on that?

[sorchawench]

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): KFC is test-marketing a flamboyant new menu
item at selected restaurants in the U.S. This remarkable delicacy is an
exotic sandwich that consists of bacon, two servings of cheese, and
special sauce, all held together not by bread but by two slabs of fried
chicken. I nominate this spectacular creation to be your earthy metaphor
of the week. In accordance with the astrological omens, I hope it inspires
you to head out to the frontiers of extravagance in both your spiritual
affairs and your romantic life. The coming days will be an ideal time to
pray to both Christ and the Goddess while making love, for example, or to
get sandwiched between two delicious devotees while meditating naked,
or to perform a boisterous ritual to invoke emotional riches with the help
of a genius of love.

Comments

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

It's scary when you can't tell, isn't it?

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Can I have what ever he is having? Seriously.

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

No. No pretty pills for you. Have another cookie, watch a make you cry chick flick, and practice your "YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!" labor voice.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Damn! No tainted cookies either I suppose! This blows.

Oh and Yeah I told him if wants more we are adopting and to suck it up. Stay child free dude. I wish sometimes that damned doctor would have tied my tubes at 22 years old. Fucker.

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

The reasons TMF and I decided to remain childfree are numerous, some what medical, and some are selfish.

The most prominent reason though is that I know that whole magic of pregnancy is 90% BS and despite the generous offers of several friends to pay me to have said spawn of Wench and Rogue....I KNOW I would give birth to the Anti-Christ.