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Not feeling the whole giving people money vibe today. Don't get me wrong, I am very thankful for the job and the paycheck, even though they keep threatening us with layoffs in 6 months. I am hoping to not be in the cashier department when those layoffs come.

But my stupidity allergy seems to be flaring and watching people come and cash several thousand dollars off their checks and credit cards, to win nothing, kinda triggers bigger flares.

And ma head hurts. Which means that there's a front coming in with storms again.

Of course, the 10+ inches we got the other day have made the grass and weeds go insane. Which means I'll be doing yardwork on my next days off starting Sunday.

I really need to get a shower and get ready for work. I could so use a nap though. Tonight and tomorrow, I can make it....::pout/sigh::

Coven Pecking Order

HIGH PRIEST: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a speeding locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and initiates policies received from God.

3RD DEGREE INITIATE: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water...if the sea is calm, and talks to God.

2ND DEGREE INITIATE: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is faster than a BB, more powerful than a railroad hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool, and talks to God...if a special request is approved.

1ST DEGREE INITIATE: Clears a small hut, loses the race with the locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.

NEOPHYTE: Runs into small buildings, recognizes a locomotive two out of three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do the dog paddle, and mostly mumbles to animals.

HIGH PRIESTESS: Lifts tall buildings to walk under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in her teeth, freezes water with a single glance.

SHE *IS* GOD!