Coven Pecking Order

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HIGH PRIEST: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a speeding locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and initiates policies received from God.

3RD DEGREE INITIATE: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water...if the sea is calm, and talks to God.

2ND DEGREE INITIATE: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is faster than a BB, more powerful than a railroad hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool, and talks to God...if a special request is approved.

1ST DEGREE INITIATE: Clears a small hut, loses the race with the locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.

NEOPHYTE: Runs into small buildings, recognizes a locomotive two out of three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do the dog paddle, and mostly mumbles to animals.

HIGH PRIESTESS: Lifts tall buildings to walk under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in her teeth, freezes water with a single glance.

SHE *IS* GOD!

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