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Must......not......nap.....
Mar. 10th, 2009 12:48 pmI have a serious case of Don't Wanna today.
I need to color my hair. Don't wanna.
Need to do dishes. Don't wanna.
Need to clean out the icebox. Don't wanna.
Need to finish up the living room. Don't wanna.
I suppose I should find the following things:
1. Clothing. Being naked all day is nice, but not conducive to getting shit done.
2. Caffeine. "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion." Although in my case, it's likely going to be either a Diet Coke or a Mt Dew.
3. Sublingual Liquid B Vitamins. Another nectar of the Gods. And without it, I am unlikely to accomplish anything.
EDIT: I have reached a compromise with myself. I shall have the caffeine, the B Vitamins, but in return I get to remain naked....as long as I am coloring my hair at the same time as nakedness is occurring.
Therefore, my tea is brewing, my bowl is ready, my henna is preparing to be mixed. I shall be naked and muddy for a couple of hours.
This is how peace treaties need to be done. Caffeine, happy vitamins, and nakedness. With mud. I bet I could solve the middle east peace crisis in a week.
I need to color my hair. Don't wanna.
Need to do dishes. Don't wanna.
Need to clean out the icebox. Don't wanna.
Need to finish up the living room. Don't wanna.
I suppose I should find the following things:
1. Clothing. Being naked all day is nice, but not conducive to getting shit done.
2. Caffeine. "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion." Although in my case, it's likely going to be either a Diet Coke or a Mt Dew.
3. Sublingual Liquid B Vitamins. Another nectar of the Gods. And without it, I am unlikely to accomplish anything.
EDIT: I have reached a compromise with myself. I shall have the caffeine, the B Vitamins, but in return I get to remain naked....as long as I am coloring my hair at the same time as nakedness is occurring.
Therefore, my tea is brewing, my bowl is ready, my henna is preparing to be mixed. I shall be naked and muddy for a couple of hours.
This is how peace treaties need to be done. Caffeine, happy vitamins, and nakedness. With mud. I bet I could solve the middle east peace crisis in a week.
