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Watching CNN before work....

That hit and run that no one stopped to help? You people SUCK. Maybe you wouldn't have been able to actually DO anything for the guy....but where's your damned human decency to stop and see if you could?!?! Even just to hold his hand.

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Clinton and Obama had a secret meeting last night.

I hope she didn't steal his soul and replace it with an alien.

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Those tornadoes in Kansas had some circus elephants spooked. They apparently got loose and went running the neighborhood.

"Honey...there's an elephant in the front yard."

Dammit Bob, I thought you said you'd stop drinking!

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2 Guys were trying to steal a bike. Little did they know that the owner was getting ready for work and spotted them. So they found themselves confronted by a guy wearing a rodeo clown costume, with clown makeup, waving a pistol at them.

They couldn't get their car started, so the rodeo clown stood in front of their car, waving his gun. Neighbors came and helped detain them until police arrived.

The gun was a fake. The clown was not.

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Getting ready to walk out the door. Wish me luck.

Filters and Privacy

Detailed job posts are going to get filtered. I apologize, but after the situation at Happy Acres, I'm a little journal shy.

Of course, it should go without saying that if you are on the privacy filters, I trust you to NOT spread whatever I post around.

Don't worry, there will be plenty of weird shit floating around this journal that won't be filtered.

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I totally just gave myself a heart attack.

Sitting here alone in the bedroom, reading manga, eating chocolate. When the dogs start barking. The Stranger! Stranger! bark. I look outside...next door neighbor is home. But nothing else.

Sitting and reading, mind going comfortably numb. When not only do I hear the stranger bark, I hear a squeak that sounds an awful lot like the front door being opened. I listen for half a second. Shaman sits up from where he's lounging and starts growling.

Commence panic mode....

Turns out it's the dryer. But I didn't figure that out until I had gone running through the house prepared to commit murder and mayhem.

I did go ahead and re-lock the front door, I'd left it open after watering the flowers.