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[sorchawench]

Watching CNN before work....

That hit and run that no one stopped to help? You people SUCK. Maybe you wouldn't have been able to actually DO anything for the guy....but where's your damned human decency to stop and see if you could?!?! Even just to hold his hand.

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Clinton and Obama had a secret meeting last night.

I hope she didn't steal his soul and replace it with an alien.

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Those tornadoes in Kansas had some circus elephants spooked. They apparently got loose and went running the neighborhood.

"Honey...there's an elephant in the front yard."

Dammit Bob, I thought you said you'd stop drinking!

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2 Guys were trying to steal a bike. Little did they know that the owner was getting ready for work and spotted them. So they found themselves confronted by a guy wearing a rodeo clown costume, with clown makeup, waving a pistol at them.

They couldn't get their car started, so the rodeo clown stood in front of their car, waving his gun. Neighbors came and helped detain them until police arrived.

The gun was a fake. The clown was not.

Comments

[carrims.livejournal.com]

LMAO! YOU should be the news reporter...

[lynx212.livejournal.com]

I agree you could easily be a reporter... the clown thing will have me laughing for days I just know it. (I would have paid to have the whole thing go down)

Thanks for sharing ^_^