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[sorchawench]

My coworkers accused me of smoking crack tonight. I explained that I didn't, but that this is my normal sense of humor.

I think I frighten them with the funny.

We've got a mandatory Chinese Xmas party on Dec. 11th. $10 gift, has to be male/female friendly. People are talking about last year's party and how booze was apparently a big hit.

I'm thinking about a gift certificate to the local sex toy store. I semi-jokingly told my coworkers I was going to get a basket and fill it with rubber sheets, Wesson oil, and a gift card for sex toys.

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[moonrose.livejournal.com]

I scared my manager with my laugh yesterday - I relaxed out of "new job mode" and did the regular dolphin/chipmunk-on-meth laugh and he freaked out.

Now I can't decide whether to do it /more/ or just not when he's in the store. muahahahahahaha

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be better just to have stocking stuffer sex toy stuff that is gender neutral instead of the gift cert? I am thinking with that you go over your $10 limit. ;oP