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[sorchawench]

I'm home. Yes, it's late, but Ft Worth traffic was INSANE. Once again I am assured of the fact that NO ONE ELSE in Texas knows how to drive. And most of them live in DFW.

Anyway, I plugged in the machine of the Gods and I have only one thing to say...

THANKYOU!THANKYOU!THANKYOU!WILLYOUBEMYBABYDADDY,CAUSEILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!11!!!elevenety one!!

My carpet tells me it feels like it's been raped. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love my new vacuum!!!!!!













And no. It's not tragically sad that I am in love with a vacuum. If women could suck like this, men would be afraid of us.

Comments

[caitriona.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I'm happy for you - and I totally understand the love of new, awesome household appliances.

[moonrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, seriously, I have so much love for my vacuum, I actually pick up around here so I can use it now and then. That's IMPRESSIVE.

[rhyannon.livejournal.com]

I missed something, so what kind did you get??

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

PickyChicky had a Dyson she was selling. I asked for it months ago, but hadn't been able to coordinate a meet-up until today.

[rhyannon.livejournal.com]

Oh!!!! Neat. I'm drooling over one myself, so I can totally relate. Congrats!

[moonrose.livejournal.com]

eee! mine's a dyson, too! we got ours cheap as a woot.com deal. LOVE it!

[masters-pet.livejournal.com]

yes I remember that feeling the first time I met my dyson... love at first suck...

[ladyhelen.livejournal.com]

Dysons *rock*. I remember that when I first got mine a friend told me to vacuum the living room carpet with my old cleaner to a standard where I thought it was "clean", and then let the Dyson loose on it. I was horrified!

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

I used to have a Kirby... That thing could seriously suck!