Babies

[sorchawench]

I gotta say, it's damned weird sometimes. I was reading several of you, pre-spawn. I was there when you guys posted that the rabbit had died. I was there when you posted about pickles and peanut butter. Morning sickness, swelling, first movements, finding out the gender, making baby clothes, baby showers, hormones.....

I was reading it. And when your journal went quiet for a day or so, as you took care of that most serious bit of business, I rejoiced on the birth announcements. There is more than one toddler, others having first steps, one just born 2 days ago. I'm watching your kids grow up.

And now, we're waiting for ilea, cause she's having a baby. Like.....right now. Although I think she should hold out until tomorrow. If you're going to have a Leo baby, might as well have a proper Leo baby who shares such good company for a birth date.

I have one reservation. Oh, Sister of mine. Your kids don't bring wonder to my life. I wiped butt there. And I spanked them too. Your kids frighten me.

We gotta do something about the Things. They are growing up waaaaaay too fast and waaaay too beautiful. I know, in the past, I advocated raising them as good little Anthraxians, but I now think nunneries might be a better idea.

Comments

[daddygod.livejournal.com]

You haven't even seen recent pics of them either.

T1 is a full C cup and still growing.

T2 is out of trainers into A cups and hasn't even met her Aunt yet.

Maybe we could cross the two and have them be battle nuns. Work for you?

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

I saw the pic back on July 2nd. And I was a-feared.

[daddygod.livejournal.com]

Oh yea. That one was so washed out half the visual impact was lost, but enough came through.

It's gotten worse since then.

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

Everytime you or Pooka put up a pic, I go on for days moaning "OH. MY. GOD. I did ____ when she was a baby!!!" Your children make me feel old.

But, on second thought....I've been wondering how to infiltrate the Catholic Church for a while. The Things just might be the secret weapon to bring down the beast.

[daddygod.livejournal.com]

This plan has merit.

Yea, hard to believe it was almost twelve (12) freaking years ago that we were changing the starter in the hospital parking lot to try and bring everyone home, isn't it.

And for old time's sake: "Pick up the baby, asswipe!"

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

Twelve years ago. I was 22. Jeebus Krist.

[daddygod.livejournal.com]

And I was 27, thanks for bringing perspective into this ya chowderhead.

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

Had to make sure I could still do the math, what with the Alzheimer's and all that....

[pooka.livejournal.com]

I'm liking this plan. It's either a convent, or military school, before I lose what is left of my mind.

And YOU feel old?? I hit -40- last week!