One for the Darwin Files

[sorchawench]

Don't ask how I did it. It took an amazing feat of gymnastically retarded skill to accomplish and I don't think I could replicate the move without a large bottle of Parrot Bay, a rubber sheet, some Wesson oil, and Robert Downey Jr.....

But I just stabbed myself under the eye, with my thumbnail, while brushing my hair.

It's already turning colors.

I have given myself a black eye. And it hurts.

But I guess I told me, eh? Uppity bitch knows better now, or I'll black her other eye.

Comments

[devilishdestiny.livejournal.com]

that's hot. hehe.

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

I know. I am my own Domme/painslut. Now there's a switch for ya.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

I think my icon says enough!

LOL, oh man that is a funny ass line though. How the hell do you get them so fast?

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

Oh no...

Although... Your description of how you did it made me chuckle... :P

I hope it heals up soon!

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

This is my first black eye in a while. And yanno...I forgot how much these hurt. I almost wish I'd gotten it while wrestling a naked RDJ on rubber sheets....the pleasant memories might make it sting less.

[ayoub.livejournal.com]

:D

Wonderful image... ;)

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

I was trying to read lj on my bb and came to this post while we were waiting to be seated for breakfast/lunch. Fricken... I read this to him and he cracked up laughing. Then he stops and thinks a moment, turns to me and says, "Live Journal?" Yep. hehehehe. But you got him laughing this morning which is more than I could do. Thank you!

[sorchawench.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. ;)