This isn't meant for 99.8% of you on my F-List

1. I honestly have to say that I'm having a hard time believing your posts lately. They just seem to be getting more and more out there. I've lost my sympathy in a pool of disbelief.

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2. Seriously. Grow the fuck up. Life is not that goddamn mysterious. Stop fucking around and realize that your behavior has created some shit storms in other people's lives. Your shit makes me facepalm waaaaay too often. I'm developing a callus.

Take some damned responsibility for your actions, stop playing to the crowd, and be a goddamn adult for once.

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As for everyone else, ROCK the fuck on with your bad-ass selves.

Aren't you glad I don't get in these moods very often?

My journal has stepped on toes.....

Well, I should have known better, although the unfriending fallout was less than I expected.

I also should probably wake up fully, eat, and maybe hug the puppy before I sign in to LJ. I had a dream last night that one of the people in question figured out I was referring to them. I woke up this morning wondering what my FL would look like today.

But wait....the snark isn't done yet!

Seriously, if for some reason you thought it might have been you I was talking about....that one of the TWO people on my list (out of 180 friends and 43 active communities) just happened to be YOU....and you possibly got so worked up about it that you had to unfriend me....

My first thought is that maybe you need to evaluate what part of last night's post pushed a button inside you.

Second thought? Don't flatter yourself.

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See, I'm a person who can relatively handle a great deal of weird before I loose control of my mouth (so to speak) and make posts like last night. And, yes, I know that several of you have a lot of drama going on. But seriously....I can deal with your drama. Really. It's no less annoying or unbelievable than my drama.

But every once in a while, I suppose it builds up. And this has been building for a couple of months now. I don't know what let it loose last night, but I guess the cup tilted and a little sloshed over.

Nothing personal. You guys have been on my FL for years now. And how many of these do actually I do? I've *listened* to your troubles, your rants, your dreams, your fears...for YEARS now, and I have supported them all. I never criticized because I knew how weird life could get, and frankly...sometimes I thanked the Gods that your weird shit wasn't mine.

Then I go and make one little half rant and poof, someone got offended.

At this point, if you're wondering if YOU might be numbers 1 or 2....allow me to redirect you back up to my first thought.

If you're still wondering, and can't stand it, but don't want to be the focus of another ranty-type-post...feel free to send me a message and ask. I'll be honest with ya.

Okay....back to the usual bullshit

Some of you may be relieved to know that I am going to log out now, get a shower, and get ready for work.

Some of you may miss me. It's okay...I have the next 2 days off and a full list of things I could rant about.

And a fun gift for everyone....guess which LJ friend Sorcha had sweaty sex dreams with last night???? I'd seriously like to thank him for dream surfing with me last night. That was some messed up, fun times. Naughty boy.