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Bronchitis and asthma? Who can has it?

I can!

It's official. And I'm on another week of antibiotics. Z-pak this time. But I'm no longer considered Typhoid Mary and can return to work. Doc asked me "Do you smoke?" I told him no, but reminded him I work in a heavy smoking environment. To which he ticked off the YES on the smoking section and said "Yeah, you smoke".

I guess that's official too now? After 33 years, I've become a smoker?

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If you were me, this would be normal....

( Cut for potential violence, nudity, and whipped cream... )

And that's how my Monday started.

But really, if you're going to be me, you don't have to look for the bizarre in life.

( Sometimes the bizarre is stalking you... )

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I need to get off my butt and get some laundry started. I'm looking forward to my training day on Wednesday.

LJ as a Message Service. ATTN docjeff

If somewhere in North Texas a yard should suddenly become infested with ribbons, lights, and decorations, if the police are called because of carols being played at excessive volume, and if 30 loaves of pumpkin bread should end up being baked....

You are directly to blame. ;-)

However, it being just a few days before Turkey Day and *my* traditional music listening start date, I forgive you for getting the party started a few days early.

Demon and I are feeling all Xmasy now. I need a candy cane and some cocoa.

So...that's what a lung looks like

Got too froggy. Decided to feed the canines before TMF got home. He's been a sweetheart and fed them all week. So I dish up some kibble, step out into the nice cold night air ::cough:: and start slinging chow ::cough cough hack::. Of course, they're jumping and dancing and telling you how best to throw kibble...and ya gotta talk back to em, they're just so happy to see you ::cough hack cough gag:: .

Got back inside and Skye and Kyree were eagerly waiting on their dinner ::try to breathe cough cough::. So I fed them ::cough gag::. Dropping the scoop back in the kitchen I noticed Merlin and Mischief sitting in front of a NEARLY empty bowl with looks on their faces that clearly say "This will be empty by morning, you know. We WILL wake you up." ::cough cough cough hack:: So I refilled the bowl. That's when I noticed the empty water bowl. I took the 3 gallon barrel to the bathroom and started to fill it.

That's when I started coughing up my right lung. Thankfully I was leaned over the bathtub, so I didn't get any lung matter on the floor. 'Scuse me....::cough cough hack gag die cough:: I believe that lung is mine.

For future reference....

If you happen to suffer an overdose of Holiday music there is only one good way to shock yourself out of it. Fight the cheer with horror. I suggest a quick immersion in the following compilation:

Little Shop of Horrors: Prologue, Skid Row, Suddenly Seymour
Rocky Horror Show: Sweet Transvestite, Dammit Janet, Creature of the Night, I can make you a Man, Time Warp, Science Fiction Double Feature
Meatloaf: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad, Hot Summer Nights, I Would Do Anything For Love, Paradise By The Dashboard Light

For deeper issues, I suggest you set your player on shuffle. Truly amusing.

I think I was starting to sprout tinsel, but I feel much better now. The darkness in my soul has been repaired and renewed ::eyeroll::