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( Paris responds to McCain )

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After dreaming that I worked in the world's richest, busiest Taco Bell, where I apparently handed out ALL the orders, I am exhausted. I would have stayed in bed if it weren't for repeating clips of that dammned drive through window. Don't ask me where the skunk came from or why I decided I needed to try and brain it with a broom handle. When I went for the job interview at McDonald's and couldn't find a quiet, personal place to pee, I decided it was time to get up.

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Gotta get dressed and head over to Mom and Dad's. He wants us to buy his cigarettes at the smoke shop. Indian smoke shop=cheaper smokes.

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Shaman is being extremely needy this morning. He is currently pressed against me, any closer and we'd be a medical mystery, and licking my arm. He's needy enough he is willing to rest his chin on my hand while I type. Makes typing a little difficult...

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Might do last night's dishes today. Might pick up here in the living room. Will have to do work laundry. Otherwise, it's a loose ends kinda day...

Handbasket Express! Next stop...Hell! All Aboard!

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I wonder how my views are twisted when I get a giggle over a shopped pic of Jesus and then immediately begin picking at the identity of the creature's butt. I was rather insulted that they wanted me to think that was a cat butt....oh...yeah....with Jesus on it.

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Took a nap this afternoon. Note: Do not nap with the History Channel on. Especially when they are showing those episodes of hunting Bin Laden and Al Qaeda. Especially when you've spent the better part of 2 afternoons reading World War Z.

Every gunshot, every explosion, every bit of tactical discussion was transformed into fighting Zombies, not terrorists, during my nap.

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Went to Wal-Mart. TMF needed a memory card. I needed sweets. We are both happy now. I could be extremely happy when I decide to eat this.