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Aug. 4th, 2008 01:21 pmWe made national news with our high of 109 yesterday. This is really going to make people want to move to Texas Alaska.
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Nearly performed a clitoraldectomy on myself this morning.
I was in the shower, trying to take care of some hygiene issues I've been neglecting, when TMF walks into the bathroom. I heard him, went on with my work. He got the electric razor and started trimming his mustache. No problem. I heard him shut off the razor and I heard him turn to leave.
At that point he sneezed. Twice. Two loud explosions, which in that little bathroom sounded like gunshots. And I happened to be traversing the upper rim of Happy Valley at that point. Startled? Yeah, might say so. I don't know how I avoided it, but everything is intact and where it should be.
He didn't remember sneezing when I mentioned this to him.
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It's my Friday!!!!!
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Nearly performed a clitoraldectomy on myself this morning.
I was in the shower, trying to take care of some hygiene issues I've been neglecting, when TMF walks into the bathroom. I heard him, went on with my work. He got the electric razor and started trimming his mustache. No problem. I heard him shut off the razor and I heard him turn to leave.
At that point he sneezed. Twice. Two loud explosions, which in that little bathroom sounded like gunshots. And I happened to be traversing the upper rim of Happy Valley at that point. Startled? Yeah, might say so. I don't know how I avoided it, but everything is intact and where it should be.
He didn't remember sneezing when I mentioned this to him.
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It's my Friday!!!!!
