Stupid Human Tricks
Feb. 26th, 2010 09:59 pmI can't speak for the guys due to lack of personal experience, but Ladies....
When in a public restroom, you ALWAYS shut & latch the door, right?
And when trapped in even the world's worst public restroom, when you find all the latches broken or stolen, you lean forward and put your hand or foot on the door to keep it from swinging even partly open. Right?!?
Would you EVER consider dropping trou & doing your business with the door open, unsecured, and people going in and out of a busy restroom?!?!
This is me, disgusted & horrified.
EDIT: And while I'm on the subject of disgusting & women's restrooms...ladies, I understand you may be afraid of butt-herpes, but for God's sake, if you're gonna hover over the seat to tinkle, PLEASE, PLEASE wipe the damned thing off when you're done!!!!
There is no reason on God's green earth for a woman's restroom toilet to look like it's been used for target practice by St. Bartholemew's school for cross-eyed boys primary class.
When in a public restroom, you ALWAYS shut & latch the door, right?
And when trapped in even the world's worst public restroom, when you find all the latches broken or stolen, you lean forward and put your hand or foot on the door to keep it from swinging even partly open. Right?!?
Would you EVER consider dropping trou & doing your business with the door open, unsecured, and people going in and out of a busy restroom?!?!
This is me, disgusted & horrified.
EDIT: And while I'm on the subject of disgusting & women's restrooms...ladies, I understand you may be afraid of butt-herpes, but for God's sake, if you're gonna hover over the seat to tinkle, PLEASE, PLEASE wipe the damned thing off when you're done!!!!
There is no reason on God's green earth for a woman's restroom toilet to look like it's been used for target practice by St. Bartholemew's school for cross-eyed boys primary class.
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on 2010-02-27 04:45 am (UTC)I'd also like to add the following to that list: Ladies, we all have our monthly time of joy. Please, I don't want visual proof that it is YOUR turn. Please take your sanitary items with you when you leave the stall if a receptacle is not provided and check to make sure you left no bright red drops on the seat!
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on 2010-02-27 10:54 am (UTC)There is no reason on God's green earth for a woman's restroom toilet to look like it's been used for target practice by St. Bartholemew's school for cross-eyed boys primary class.
This is so going into my quotes file :-)
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on 2010-02-27 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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on 2010-03-06 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-03-06 03:43 am (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7348303.html
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on 2010-03-06 05:21 am (UTC)