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sorchawench) wrote2019-01-01 12:15 am
sorchawench) wrote2019-01-01 12:15 am
DW IDOL, SECOND CHANCE: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Well, hello! 2019, correct? Please, call me Sorcha. You have no idea how glad I am to meet you! Do come in and have a seat.
Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea? Please, make yourself comfortable. We're going to be working together for the next 365 days, I want you to feel right at home here. They say that first impressions are the most important, and I want us to start off right.
2018 and I, well...we didn't quite get off on the right foot with each other. And it put a bit of a strain on our relationship. You see, I was quite angry and not at all cooperative with the whole "New Year, New Leadership" philosophy. And 2018 had a lot of really grandiose ideas. Not all of which I was on board with.
But, I've mellowed a good bit. Not quite so ranty. And well, 2018...he's been plugging along, God bless him, despite some really horrible press.
But you and I...ahhh, I want great things for the two of us! You're coming in with 365 days of open possibilities, and I'm feeling kinda hopeful and excited.
Did you know I got us a gym membership?!?! Well,::chuckle:: I certainly did! I feel like making some positive changes!
Of course, I'm still going to post inappropriate memes...and we're probably not going to work on that sarcasm thing. Then there's the laughing at sexual innuendoes like a 15-year-old boy...would I stop doing that? Abso-fucking-lutely not!
Oh, we're going to have the best time, 2019! I can just feel it!
Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea? Please, make yourself comfortable. We're going to be working together for the next 365 days, I want you to feel right at home here. They say that first impressions are the most important, and I want us to start off right.
2018 and I, well...we didn't quite get off on the right foot with each other. And it put a bit of a strain on our relationship. You see, I was quite angry and not at all cooperative with the whole "New Year, New Leadership" philosophy. And 2018 had a lot of really grandiose ideas. Not all of which I was on board with.
But, I've mellowed a good bit. Not quite so ranty. And well, 2018...he's been plugging along, God bless him, despite some really horrible press.
But you and I...ahhh, I want great things for the two of us! You're coming in with 365 days of open possibilities, and I'm feeling kinda hopeful and excited.
Did you know I got us a gym membership?!?! Well,::chuckle:: I certainly did! I feel like making some positive changes!
Of course, I'm still going to post inappropriate memes...and we're probably not going to work on that sarcasm thing. Then there's the laughing at sexual innuendoes like a 15-year-old boy...would I stop doing that? Abso-fucking-lutely not!
Oh, we're going to have the best time, 2019! I can just feel it!
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It's a life goal to terrorize my future nursing home staff with bad sexual innuendoes.
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